heritance:

Never fuck with someone who cries when they’re mad. They’ll stab you 48 times and cry in your stab wounds.

(Reblogged from i-m-still-alive)
(Reblogged from best-of-memes)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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(Reblogged from dulect)

what-mom:

friends: want to go out later?

me: i can’t i have plans

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(Reblogged from humorking)

(Source: agreeing)

(Reblogged from overfierce)

superb1a:

When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.image

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illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

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shybabykitten:


This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

(Source: loudest-whisper)

(Reblogged from kalif0urnia)

naked-yogi:

faeriedaze:

Giving thanks to mother!! So grateful

These are gorgeous.

(Reblogged from kalif0urnia)